Against my better judgment, I took DinoTam out with me to help do the little we’re allowed to participate in for the retaking of Gnomer.
It was all complaints about how we never go anywhere warm anymore right up until we reached the outskirts of the initial Gnomish base. I’ll leave it to your imaginations to guess the full extent of what happened then, but here is a picture:
I can also tell you that in the end it required the following to help deal with the, err, aftereffects:
- Really Sticky Glue
- 87 Heavy frostweave bandages
- A shovel
- 19 priests
- 2 holy paladins
- 1 prot warrior
- A shaman for water walking
- A camera – and a trip to the print shop so DinoTam could send the pictures to his family in Un’Goro
- Several bribes
- Gasoline and matches
I also need a lawyer. Apparently, I’m to be prosecuted for the acts of my pet, even though I was unconscious at the time (DinoTam turned quickly and his tail whipped into my midsection, throwing me against a tree and knocking my head on a rather stout branch.) So if anyone knows a good lawyer, that would be most helpful.