A peppy message of hate

So, At and I have been marathoning Grey’s Anatomy lately. I blame my sister for getting me into it. While we watch, At farms ore and I’ve been spending time getting back to work on my massive cross stitch project of DOOOOOM. For that reason, and the fact that many of my favorite artists get a lot of play time ¬†on the soundtrack, I’ve been listening pretty closely more than actually watching.

As a result of all this close listening, I found a new favorite song. There’s just something about peppy messages of hate that make me giggle¬†uncontrollably.

So I wrote a WoW-themed parody. Feel free to add your own verses if you have some anger in your soul that needs to be released.

I Hate Everyone (in the World of Warcraft)1

Some stupid druid came swooping down
And ninjaed the herb for which I’d been fighting
And when I complained and started to cry
He yelled LOL as he took to the skies
All I wanted was to make some healing pots
But I couldn’t take it anymore so I logged

I hate everyone (4x)

All the hunters on the street, I hate you all
And the druids that I meet, I hate you all
And the shamans that I know, I hate you all
And the undead that I don’t, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all

Some fucking griefer just came to town
And killed the quest givers who were standing around
As I attempted to finish a quest
He proceeded to firebomb all the rest
I targeted him before casting slash spit
When just trying to quest, I don’t need this shit

I hate everyone (4x)

All the warlocks on the street, I hate you all
And the mages that I meet, I hate you all
And the boomkins that I know, I hate you all
And the blood elves that I don’t, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all

I bet you think I’m kidding
But I promise you it’s true
I hate most everybody
But most of all I hate
Oh, I hate you

All the raiders on the street, I hate you all
And the casuals that I meet, I hate you all
And the night elves that I know, I hate you all
And the pandas that I don’t, I hate you all
And the people in EK, I hate you all
And the goblins I hate least, I hate you all
And the people in Northrend, I hate you all
And the hordies I like best, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all

  1. Not really. This is a joke people. If you don’t get that, I don’t get you.

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