Me: I think we should start some new characters.
Me: Yes. A tank and a healer, I think.
At: Why? Aren’t we already doing that?
Me: Well, you haven’t heard the brilliant part of this plan.
Me: I can tell you’re intrigued. See. The tank would be named Godot.
At: I think I see where this is going.
Me: The healer could be named Vladimir. Or Estragon, I suppose. Estragon sounds more MMO-ish.
At: Why are you still talking?
Me: Because it’s funny! The healer would zone into a dungeon. Maybe we could have a dps friend, too. We could have both Vlad and Estragon!
At: Next thing I know you’ll be saying you should have pre-macroed lines of dialogue from the play, all about how you’re waiting for Godot.
Me: Well, duh. Wouldn’t that be hilarious?
Me: YES, IT WOULD TOO. Also! We could have a great guild name, like <The Azerothian Players>. Oh, or if we did it in swtor, we could be the <Imperial Troupers>. Hahahaha. Get it? TROUPERS!
At: I’m going to walk away now.
Me: You never like my ideas.
At: You don’t even like Waiting for Godot!
Me: I don’t see how that’s relevant.
At: …you’re insane.
Me: You just don’t understand my genius. I mean, c’mon. We could do so many things. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern could be a pair of DPS that overpull rooms and die all the time.
At: Just no.