More shit I’ve come up with

Me: I think we should start some new characters.

At: Oh?

Me: Yes. A tank and a healer, I think.

At: Why? Aren’t we already doing that?

Me: Well, you haven’t heard the brilliant part of this plan.

At: ….

Me: I can tell you’re intrigued. See. The tank would be named Godot.

At: I think I see where this is going.

Me: The healer could be named Vladimir. Or Estragon, I suppose. Estragon sounds more MMO-ish.

At: Why are you still talking?

Me: Because it’s funny! The healer would zone into a dungeon. Maybe we could have a dps friend, too. We could have both Vlad and Estragon!

At: Next thing I know you’ll be saying you should have pre-macroed lines of dialogue from the play, all about how you’re waiting for Godot.

Me: Well, duh. Wouldn’t that be hilarious?

At: No.

Me: YES, IT WOULD TOO. Also! We could have a great guild name, like <The Azerothian Players>. Oh, or if we did it in swtor, we could be the <Imperial Troupers>. Hahahaha. Get it? TROUPERS!

At: I’m going to walk away now.

Me: You never like my ideas.

At: You don’t even like Waiting for Godot!

Me: I don’t see how that’s relevant.

At: …you’re insane.

Me: You just don’t understand my genius. I mean, c’mon. We could do so many things. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern could be a pair of DPS that overpull rooms and die all the time.

At: No.

Me: But!

At: Just no.


More shit I’ve come up with — 3 Comments

  1. Well I thought it was funny! Totally would do that with my girlfriend, were we not already levelling like two separate pairs of characters already.

  2. I don’t look forward to the day that I zone into LFR to encounter unnecessary commentary and criticism from Waldorf and Statler.