I’ve never done one of these and I’m feeling rather unimaginative today. That’s a terrible thing, given that I’m going to try to get another chapter written. Maybe I should catch up on web comics instead?
Rude raid leader
I’m fairly certain I’ve covered it before. I am rude. I do lead raids. I do have questions for you, though. Are you looking for a guild where you’ll be abused in raids? Why? You know those are a dime a dozen, right? In fact, I can suggest one (or a dozen) on my server. I try not to be rude or abusive to my raid team so this might not be the place you’re looking for.
Things not to say when raiding
I’ve been informed that cursing isn’t helpful. I disagree. There’s also been discussion about whether or not it is appropriate to cover the following topics while raiding: politics, religion, Blizzards from DQ, the boat song, Canadian left (which is American right), how quickly Asmod will end up tanking the floor, the emotional state of the raid leader, natural disasters, this blog, and food in general. To which I say: “No, no, no, yes, yes, yes, NO, sure, YES, and NO.”
Buging [sic] with the etymidian
He’s a great guy to bug with. I assume ‘bug’ is some sort of slang for ‘hang out’ or ‘chill’ or ‘kick the crap out of some undead,’ yes? Levels alts so you can do this more than once.
Holy wall of text / Holy wall of text batman / Holy tired person batman / How to make a text batman
That’s it. My worgen rogue will need to be named after Batman. I’ll have engineering as a profession. I’m a sucker for the easy jokes, I do admit.
How to gkick
Neurotic peoples blogs
Hahahahaha. Hehe. Ha. Yes. I can be neurotic. Any reason you want to read neurotic people’s blogs? I mean, either you’re trying to feel better about yourself or you’re looking for some cheap laughs. Either way, I hope this was of assistance.
Is stupid. So is the book he features in.
What does “noxy” mean / twitter noxy baby
Noxy doesn’t mean anything, so far as I know. It’s just what I call that one guy in my guild who uses various Latin words with Nox as the prefix for his naming convention. As far as I know, Noxy is not on Twitter, but I can let him know you’re trying to get in touch. He is taken though. Just saying.
He’s also taken. I understand he’s very pretty and that the knowledge that he feeds on tears might appeal to some emo soul out there. However, keep in mind he doesn’t understand how the alphabet works. And he’s taken. Did I already say that?
Kiss my Alas “The stupidest form of life”
Well, that seems oddly specific. I don’t know what you’re trying to imply but again, it’s hunters. Particularly hunters in spellcasting cloth gear who melee their way through dungeons after chain pulling for the tank.
Kill my Alas
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT?
Funny things to say in raid
Seriously? You’re scouring the Internet looking for jokes to say in raid? Here’s some advice. If you’re in a pug, don’t speak unless it’s to say “ffs” or “gogogo.” If you’re in a guild run, hopefully you know your guild well enough to make some inside jokes. In WWAB we make fun of our directionally challenged Canadians. Well, I do anyway. If all else fails, make fun of the Bitch King.